Sunday, September 21, 2008
The Least of These...
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Voices in my head... oh wait, his head
Today, Sherri was in the car with Josh and Josh was asking her about Halloween. This might be because when Josh and I were out the other day, we walked through the Halloween USA store. Anyway, here's how the conversation went...
Saturday, September 06, 2008
WWID?
We received the following e-mail from a gentleman in our hood on Thursday. Here it is...
Cedarspring Estates Homeowner, The following information was provided by Jon Dean. A robbery took place today around noon. Jon Dean came home to find an unfamiliar car in his driveway. He parked behind the car and went in the front door. A male was behind the door. The male took a swing at Jon. Jon avoided being hit. The male told Jon to move Jon's car so the male could get out of the driveway. He threatened to harm Jon if he did not move the car. Jon moved the car. The male fled. Jon chased the robber. He could not get a license plate number. The guy got away. Jon filed a police report. Several valuables were stolen. Jon said that his neighbor's house had also been robbed. Please share this information with your neighbors. |
Alright, I don't actually know who Jon is, I don't know if he is young or old, has a family or not and I'm not judging him, however, I feel that there were some impressive moves and some miss-steps throughout this situation. 1) Excellent move in parking behind the perp (the robber will henceforth be referred to as the "perp" not to be confused with the "perv" although he may be that as well). 2) Excellent and impressive move in dodging the initial attack (and a question for the perp, "How the frick do you miss punching a guy who doesn't know you are there?" Idiot). 3) We are now at the point that Jon has to make a choice because the perp has kindly asked him to move his car. Remember, the perp is not exactly "accurate" with his fists. I can imagine the request, "Hey buddy, you better move you #@%& car or I will punch in your general direction a second time and this time you'll know I'm coming." I like Jon's chances at this point but Jon responds by moving his car. Now, to defend Jon, he may have spent all his energy dodging the initial punch so he is either a man who knows his limits or he is not a man at all. I will give him the benefit of the doubt because I do not know him and at this point, he may have a plan. 4) Now Jon is in his car, and the perp pulls out of Jon's driveway and takes off. Jon chases him. Somehow, the perp loses Jon and Jon doesn't even get a license plate number even though he was parked right behind him! Again, it is possible that Jon did not anticipate that the perp would not go the speed limit and his plans were foiled.
Here's the thing, this scenario is my #1 and #2 fantasy. First, I would love to walk into my home and justly beat the crap and then some out of a perp. Had the perp entered my home, one of us would not have walked out of said home on his own power. I like my chances here because I have done tae-bo with Billy Blanks in the past and on the video, he says that I can do anything I put my mind to with hard work. I also have alot of pent up rage. Secondly, if for some mind-blowing reason, I move my car for him, there is no way that he is gonna get away without a high-speed chase. If, in fact, I believe he is going to escape, I will, without hesitation ram his car. Of course, this is what I would do in the heroic movie theater called my mind. It's not exactly turning the other cheek, but hey, I don't wear the bracelet either. Sherri says that she would have liked to see the happen as well because 1) she is tired of hearing me talk about it and 2) she thinks I'm all talk. All I know is that my "threat level" has been on "red" all week and I am ready for the perp to strike again.